Fetfubbop is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witless monkey.

Fetfubbop created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetfubbop, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fetfubbop, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fetfubbop's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Fetfubbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not keep three voles in a large pit.