Yakrengess is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, selfish whale.

Yakrengess created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakrengess, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yakrengess, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Yakrengess' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Yakrengess' Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

2. Yakrengess loves great tits, so they must be respected.

3. Do not fashion tools from silver.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.