Yamabdiss is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful pig.

Yamabdiss created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamabdiss, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yamabdiss, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yamabdiss' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Yamabdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown great tits, for they are unholy.

2. Yamabdiss loves swans, so they must be respected.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never prepare aubergines during winter.

5. Do not chant at rivers.