Dobflapbast is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, merciful mole.

Dobflapbast created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobflapbast, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dobflapbast, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dobflapbast's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dobflapbast's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Dobflapbast loves seals, so they must be respected.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never hurt pigs.