Tailhotmif is a god.

It takes the form of a large, boastful gnu.

Tailhotmif created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailhotmif, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tailhotmif, it will turn you into a duck.

Tailhotmif's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tailhotmif's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lemons.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never think ill of sick dogs.

5. Retreat if three monkeys approach from the east.