Titgedlad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, staggering wren.

Titgedlad created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titgedlad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Titgedlad, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Titgedlad's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Titgedlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

3. Never wear blue coats on sacred days.

4. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.