Veenbitlarp is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, compassionate parrot.

Veenbitlarp created life seven million years ago.

If you believe in Veenbitlarp, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Veenbitlarp, it will turn you into a mole.

Veenbitlarp's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Veenbitlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.