Ragyimkab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, self-assured salamander.

Ragyimkab created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragyimkab, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ragyimkab, he will throw large rocks at you.

Ragyimkab's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Ragyimkab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Hide from purple geese for they are unholy.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ragyimkab.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.