Fasbunbus Madbingemhig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, pitiless elephant.

Fasbunbus Madbingemhig created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Fasbunbus Madbingemhig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fasbunbus Madbingemhig, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fasbunbus Madbingemhig's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Fasbunbus Madbingemhig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not eat parsnips.

4. Never wear mauve skirts.

5. Never look in ponds.