Tikbepyok is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awe-inspiring capybara.

Tikbepyok created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tikbepyok, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tikbepyok, he will throw large rocks at you.

Tikbepyok's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Tikbepyok's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Tikbepyok in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about spacetime.

3. Tikbepyok must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Never look in ponds.