Parkmapdimshavab is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, sage squid.

Parkmapdimshavab created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkmapdimshavab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Parkmapdimshavab, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Parkmapdimshavab's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Parkmapdimshavab's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of numbers.

2. Remain prostrate during prayer.

3. Parkmapdimshavab loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

5. Always wash your legs before prayer.