Gigvaddosslappangfadcarlag is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, kind fairy.

Gigvaddosslappangfadcarlag created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigvaddosslappangfadcarlag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gigvaddosslappangfadcarlag, she will destroy your favourite star.

Gigvaddosslappangfadcarlag's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Gigvaddosslappangfadcarlag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises.

2. Never cross forests at dawn.

3. Never mix beans with water.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not study amino acids on holy days.