Zedflatpop is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous snake.

Zedflatpop created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Zedflatpop, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zedflatpop, it will ignore you.

Zedflatpop's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Zedflatpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not keep five cats in a large pit.

3. Always obey Zedflatpop's priests.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not chop down trees.