Fasrutgab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented skunk.

Fasrutgab created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fasrutgab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fasrutgab, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fasrutgab's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fasrutgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare onions during spring.

2. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not prepare aubergines while filled with anger.

5. Always remove corsets before touching aluminium.