Badmabbon Pomjabnurl is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, witty armadillo.

Badmabbon Pomjabnurl created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badmabbon Pomjabnurl, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Badmabbon Pomjabnurl, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Badmabbon Pomjabnurl's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Badmabbon Pomjabnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Never eat beans.

3. Never feed lots of limes to whales while wearing turquoise rings.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Badmabbon Pomjabnurl.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.