Femfarcum is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing whale.

Femfarcum created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Femfarcum, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Femfarcum, it will not care at all.

Femfarcum's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Femfarcum's Holy Commandments

1. Femfarcum loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Femfarcum loves foxes, so they must be respected.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near mice while wearing yellow stockings and balancing eight titanium spheres on your legs.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Femfarcum on top of important buildings.