Gatnurfat is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, fast guinea pig.

Gatnurfat created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Gatnurfat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gatnurfat, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gatnurfat's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gatnurfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always act with purity when addressing elders.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never look in ponds.