Kenjadbog is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unfair hyena.

Kenjadbog created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenjadbog, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kenjadbog, she will turn you into a tree.

Kenjadbog's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Kenjadbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of horses.

2. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help sick shrews.