Sitbedbass is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring jellyfish.

Sitbedbass created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitbedbass, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sitbedbass, he will turn you into a mole.

Sitbedbass' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Sitbedbass' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never chant near doves.