Fedvilpad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, flying fish.

Fedvilpad created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedvilpad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fedvilpad, she will be very unhappy.

Fedvilpad's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fedvilpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

4. Do not turn your neck toward south.

5. Never gather nine capybaras near bridges.