Hogdunmid is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, prudent zebra.

Hogdunmid created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogdunmid, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hogdunmid, she will not care at all.

Hogdunmid's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Hogdunmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of garlic to capybaras while wearing blue stockings.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always take life seriously.