Henhiggeb is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish dove.

Henhiggeb created Europe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Henhiggeb, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Henhiggeb, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Henhiggeb's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Henhiggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Do not speak about garlic.

3. Always help sick sharks.

4. Run away from turquoise frogs, for they are unholy.

5. Always take life seriously.