Dudhon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unthoughtful donkey.

Dudhon created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudhon, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dudhon, it will have a low opinion of you.

Dudhon's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dudhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near gulls while wearing yellow shirts and balancing three copper spheres on your back.

2. Do not speak about peas.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Dudhon loves rats, so they must be honoured.