Yarpbugrip is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, stupid fox.

Yarpbugrip created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yarpbugrip, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarpbugrip, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yarpbugrip's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Yarpbugrip's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never feed bananas to monkeys while wearing tights.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about gravity near ants while wearing gray shorts and balancing six carbon spheres on your face.