Badkomfas is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous capybara.

Badkomfas created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Badkomfas, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Badkomfas, it will turn you into a rock.

Badkomfas' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Badkomfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always remove skirts before touching aluminium.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Always maintain humility during holy days.

4. Never sit near capybaras.

5. Never stain your hands with purple.