Bopxucgil is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witty snail.

Bopxucgil created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopxucgil, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bopxucgil, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Bopxucgil's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bopxucgil's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bopxucgil.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always help sick sharks.

4. Never jump near turtles.

5. Do not shave your neck.