Wegfabjam is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ill-tempered hedgehog.

Wegfabjam created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegfabjam, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wegfabjam, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wegfabjam's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Wegfabjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to tortoises while wearing brown dresses.

2. Always remove shoes before touching platinum.

3. Do not hurt grasshopers.

4. Always help gulls in need.

5. Never gather five mice near doors.