Funsasflig Ontran is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, staggering badger.

Funsasflig Ontran created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Funsasflig Ontran, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Funsasflig Ontran, she will have a low opinion of you.

Funsasflig Ontran's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Funsasflig Ontran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.