Citpidyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, kind crane.

Citpidyarl created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citpidyarl, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Citpidyarl, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Citpidyarl's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Citpidyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not take Citpidyarl's name in vain.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never handle titanium while unclean.