Lopgommob is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil porpoise.

Lopgommob created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopgommob, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lopgommob, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Lopgommob's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Lopgommob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Moths are not to be trusted.

5. Never play with disobedient children.