Labnurtjonvegyarpdiss Mabquarttar is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring crow.

Labnurtjonvegyarpdiss Mabquarttar created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labnurtjonvegyarpdiss Mabquarttar, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Labnurtjonvegyarpdiss Mabquarttar, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Labnurtjonvegyarpdiss Mabquarttar's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Labnurtjonvegyarpdiss Mabquarttar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Never mention hamsters.

5. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Labnurtjonvegyarpdiss Mabquarttar on top of important buildings.