Rullcibkenmot is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited dugong.

Rullcibkenmot created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullcibkenmot, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rullcibkenmot, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rullcibkenmot's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Rullcibkenmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Feed all hungry squirrels.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

5. Never think about special relativity.