Mildotfun is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-assured chicken.

Mildotfun created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mildotfun, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mildotfun, she will turn you into a hamster.

Mildotfun's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Mildotfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

2. Never approach rivers carrying ash.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not gather at towers at dawn.

5. Run away from cyan goats, for they are unholy.