Bedomindutcid is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, self-assured goose.

Bedomindutcid created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedomindutcid, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bedomindutcid, it will come to you in dreams.

Bedomindutcid's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bedomindutcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Feed all hungry eagles.

3. Never think ill of sick swans.

4. Do not consume figs at dawn.

5. Never allow tapirs to witness sacred rites.