Fombumhat is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, fast centaur.

Fombumhat created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fombumhat, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fombumhat, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fombumhat's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Fombumhat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about dark energy.

3. Do not consume limes at dawn.

4. Heed all visions.

5. Always count to six before sleeping.