Yimxemxin is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unsympathetic crane.

Yimxemxin created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimxemxin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yimxemxin, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yimxemxin's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Yimxemxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near bats while wearing purple trousers and balancing three zinc spheres on your hands.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.