Gunxuckim is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful duck.

Gunxuckim created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gunxuckim, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gunxuckim, she will turn you into a mouse.

Gunxuckim's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Gunxuckim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gunxuckim.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Worship no other gods but Gunxuckim.

5. Do not hurt geese.