Fumlibzag is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, overgenerous jellyfish.

Fumlibzag created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumlibzag, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fumlibzag, she will be very unhappy.

Fumlibzag's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Fumlibzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Do not take Fumlibzag's name in vain.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.