Hencimpag is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful troll.

Hencimpag created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hencimpag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hencimpag, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hencimpag's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Hencimpag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never talk about great tits.