Dudmobmob is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, amazing fly.

Dudmobmob created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudmobmob, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dudmobmob, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dudmobmob's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dudmobmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Pray only in moonlight.