Lophindobdib is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, two-faced meerkat.

Lophindobdib created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lophindobdib, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lophindobdib, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Lophindobdib's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Lophindobdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from iron.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Do not hurt dogs.

5. Never speak at midday.