Betgodort is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, caring turtle.

Betgodort created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betgodort, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Betgodort, she will send minions to preach to you.

Betgodort's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Betgodort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Never hurt goats.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Pray towards the south.