Ponwabtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a large, astonishing dryad.

Ponwabtarg created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponwabtarg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ponwabtarg, it will turn you into a hamster.

Ponwabtarg's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Ponwabtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never run in holy places.