Nurlbabhun is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omnipotent swallow.

Nurlbabhun created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlbabhun, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nurlbabhun, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nurlbabhun's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Nurlbabhun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured foxes.

2. You must pray to Nurlbabhun seven times a day.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.