Zanflisrig is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, fussy shrew.

Zanflisrig created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanflisrig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zanflisrig, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Zanflisrig's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Zanflisrig's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Zanflisrig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Zanflisrig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.