Rawstragbad is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, selfish goblin.

Rawstragbad created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Rawstragbad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rawstragbad, he will ignore you.

Rawstragbad's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Rawstragbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Rawstragbad loves seals, so they must be respected.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. You must love Rawstragbad.