Cudlarpbif Bomkipzed Hudbatfidbop is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, wise gerbil.

Cudlarpbif Bomkipzed Hudbatfidbop created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudlarpbif Bomkipzed Hudbatfidbop, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cudlarpbif Bomkipzed Hudbatfidbop, it will not invite you to parties.

Cudlarpbif Bomkipzed Hudbatfidbop's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cudlarpbif Bomkipzed Hudbatfidbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to great tits while wearing brown shorts.

2. Never pray while filled with fear.

3. Never approach rivers carrying wood.

4. Always help geese.

5. Always face the west before whisper.