Gennarrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, proud fairy.

Gennarrutt created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gennarrutt, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gennarrutt, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gennarrutt's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Gennarrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Gennarrutt loves badgers, so they must be respected.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not speak about pineapples.

4. Feed all hungry hamsters.

5. Put Gennarrutt first in all things.