Wotwanlibonttettititlogpod is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful monkey.

Wotwanlibonttettititlogpod created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotwanlibonttettititlogpod, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wotwanlibonttettititlogpod, it will turn you into a duck.

Wotwanlibonttettititlogpod's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Wotwanlibonttettititlogpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Retreat if nine mice approach from the south.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Wotwanlibonttettititlogpod.