Bogstervilcip Tigpaskop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable wombat.

Bogstervilcip Tigpaskop created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogstervilcip Tigpaskop, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bogstervilcip Tigpaskop, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bogstervilcip Tigpaskop's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bogstervilcip Tigpaskop's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.

2. Always act with purity.

3. Never talk about special relativity near dogs while wearing red boots and balancing four aluminium spheres on your face.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never look in ponds.