Fadtagboss Narbetjat is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonourable hare.

Fadtagboss Narbetjat created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadtagboss Narbetjat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fadtagboss Narbetjat, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fadtagboss Narbetjat's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fadtagboss Narbetjat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not hurt grasshopers.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.