Bab is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, blissful horse.

Bab created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bab, she will turn you into a sheep.

Bab's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured swans.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.