Tipnegstip is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unsympathetic goose.

Tipnegstip created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipnegstip, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tipnegstip, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tipnegstip's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Tipnegstip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green moths for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never feed peanuts to horses while wearing hats.