Ditzimran is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, blissful turtle.

Ditzimran created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Ditzimran, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ditzimran, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ditzimran's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Ditzimran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt cats.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never mention gulls.