Fithakdan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective wren.

Fithakdan created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fithakdan, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fithakdan, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fithakdan's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fithakdan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always help otters in need.

3. You must pray to Fithakdan eight times a day.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fithakdan.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.