Tailnibgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, compassionate swan.

Tailnibgeb created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailnibgeb, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tailnibgeb, she will be very unhappy.

Tailnibgeb's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Tailnibgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tailnibgeb.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.