Censaspom is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil squid.

Censaspom created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Censaspom, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Censaspom, he will send minions to preach to you.

Censaspom's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Censaspom's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not covet oxen.