Botdog is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, selfish dove.

Botdog created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botdog, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Botdog, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Botdog's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Botdog's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are not to be trusted.

2. Never feed limes to otters while wearing white kilts.

3. Never leap in the presence of horses.

4. Do not gather at doors at midnight.

5. Never mark doors with pink.