Gemrowxuck Mumrulquat Bemhigvog is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, flying eagle.

Gemrowxuck Mumrulquat Bemhigvog created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemrowxuck Mumrulquat Bemhigvog, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gemrowxuck Mumrulquat Bemhigvog, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gemrowxuck Mumrulquat Bemhigvog's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Gemrowxuck Mumrulquat Bemhigvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dogs.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always treat frogs with great respect.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.