Xinfomstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unthinking parrot.

Xinfomstrag created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Xinfomstrag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Xinfomstrag, it will turn you into a goat.

Xinfomstrag's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Xinfomstrag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Xinfomstrag.

2. Worship no other gods but Xinfomstrag.

3. Never feed lots of spinach to pigs while wearing indigo rings.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.