Tomdutdut is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, deceitful crab.

Tomdutdut created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomdutdut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tomdutdut, it will be mildly annoyed.

Tomdutdut's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Tomdutdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Feed all hungry gulls.

4. Always help snakes in need.

5. Never eat bark.