Jamhuglik is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, blissful meerkat.

Jamhuglik created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jamhuglik, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jamhuglik, it will have a low opinion of you.

Jamhuglik's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Jamhuglik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place peas upon stone.

2. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

3. Do not travel during winter.

4. Never allow nematodes to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.