Dudvonrow Fidflygub is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless wren.

Dudvonrow Fidflygub created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudvonrow Fidflygub, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dudvonrow Fidflygub, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Dudvonrow Fidflygub's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Dudvonrow Fidflygub's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never feed peanuts to sheep while wearing green hats.