Gunsawduss is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, quiet horse.

Gunsawduss created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunsawduss, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gunsawduss, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gunsawduss' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Gunsawduss' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear red coats on sacred days.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not prepare beans while filled with fear.

5. Never feed wheat to porpoises while wearing stockings.