Popnanspag is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, selfish
shark.
Popnanspag created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Popnanspag, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Popnanspag, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Popnanspag's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Popnanspag's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Do not kill dogs.
3. Never think about dark energy.
4. Hide from pink pigs for they are unholy.
5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near rats while wearing indigo skirts and balancing eight lead spheres on your legs.