Cumyatmot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, narcissistic newt.

Cumyatmot created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cumyatmot, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cumyatmot, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cumyatmot's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cumyatmot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Cumyatmot on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near great tits while wearing orange scarves and balancing four zinc spheres on your arms.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always wear brown.
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