Narlcarkar is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, confident
yak.
Narlcarkar created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Narlcarkar, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Narlcarkar, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Narlcarkar's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Narlcarkar's Holy Commandments1. Never write about galaxies.
2. Do not kill grasshopers.
3. Never think ill of sick swans.
4. Never think about comets.
5. Do not keep seven great tits in a large pit.