Rulljadsid is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable hedgehog.

Rulljadsid created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulljadsid, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rulljadsid, he will not care.

Rulljadsid's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Rulljadsid's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in firelight.

2. Never allow sharks to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never think about optics near moths while wearing purple dresses and balancing three gold spheres on your legs.

4. Always help ducks.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.