Nillartban is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, temperamental turtle.

Nillartban created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillartban, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nillartban, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nillartban's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Nillartban's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.